Now that most people have seen The Two Towers and have either enjoyed or cringed throughout the movie, I think it is time to make predictions as to how Peter Jackson will deviate from the books in The Return of the King.

Read on for mine.

• The scene where Gollum throws the ring into the fire will be considered too anti-climatic and will be replaced by Frodo fighting sword to sword with Sauron in Mt. Doom. Frodo will fly around the screen like Yoda in Episode II.
• Arwen will show up at the battle for Minas Tirith and kill the Nazgul saving Aragorn’s life.
• Treebeard and the Ents also fight at Minas Tirith.
• Aragorn fights Faramir for the crown of Gondor. Eowyn throws herself into the battle and is mortally wounded only to be saved by Aragorn. Faramir then accepts Aragorn as his lord and they all become friends.

That is enough for now. Add your predictions. Be creative!

First off, a little bit of a warning; this is not a book to be picked up lightly to get an overview of IDS systems. It is a book that requires you to have a good understanding of IDS technology as well as a very good grasp on the fundamentals of the IP, TCP, and UDP protocols. If you do not meet those conditions, I am afraid this book will do nothing but hurt your head.

Assuming you have made it this far, it is a very interesting book (although it may still make your head hurt). It is geared towards someone looking to take one of the GIAC exams on network security (a fact that is not mentioned obviously). It uses a model of presenting the reader with events recorded on IDS systems in the wild and presenting the anylsis in a consistent manner. The examples used in the book were culled from the answers given in the exams for the GIAC Intrusion Detection Professional Certification. It divides the network traces into groups from “Network Mapping” to “Exploits” to “Out of Spec Packets.”

I found the range of topics to cover the full spectrum of incidents a network security analyst will encounter. The method of presentation became lightly tedious as I worked through all of the examples and some of the analysis seemed a little lacking in depth. I would have preferred a little more background and analysis on the traces than was often given.

But even with those criticisms, I found the book very educational. It gives a solid methodology to follow in analyzing events on your own network as well as offering examples of many common (and some not so common) network traces.

Did Peter Jackson even read the fucking book? Elves in Helms Deep? Ents say “screw the rest of the world” then tricked by a freaking hobbit into getting involved? Faramir captures Frodo and Sam and drags them to Osgiliath? Changing “Samwise the stout-hearted” to “Samwise the brave?” I think even Americans can handle the term stout-hearted.

Jesus H. Christ. It was a good movie, great cinematography, but it wasn’t The Two Towers.

I just have no comment.

This is too funny.

Amazon emails me on a moderately regular basis trying to entice me to buy books they think I might like. They use various methods to figure out what books other people with similar buying habits as mine have bought to make these suggestions. I don’t mind all that much, especially when their algorithms give me a good chuckle.

No, not me, all of us.

I would write more about this link, but I think I will instead just lie down on the floor and give up.

Researchers Say

On the heels of the Bush administration’s announcement that John Poindexter would be in charge of spying on citizens, Bush has decided to bring back another Iran Contra player, Elliott Abrams. He will be the new advisor to the president on Middle Eastern affairs. San Francisco Gate Article

Appointment’s like this just stun me with their audacity. Now we have two veterans of the infamous Iran Contra affair back in government service. One, John Poindexter, whe was convicted of lying to Congress (a charge that was later overturned on a technicality), and another, Elliot Abrams, who plead guilty to withholding information from Congress (and later pardoned by Bush Sr.).

It is almost too bad that Oliver North didn’t win his bid for Senate, they could have had a real party up in Washington.

Unfortunately, Abrams is a hard liner on the Israel palestine issue and will probably cause much difficult for the State departments attempts to bring about a peaceful resolution of that issue. I truly fear that this appointment will just further the agenda of the Sharone government in using military force to crush the Palestinians even more than he is already doing. It will also weaken Colin Powell’s position in the administration and make him seem more like an outsider. So much for one of the few sane voices in the current administration.

I wonder how long before he becomes the next Paul O’Neill?

Read below to find out another reason why:

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On this cold saturday morning after thanksgiving (which was quite good, thank you for asking), I was browsing the New York Times and found several articles of interest. Links and comments below. Massachusetts to Press Microsoft Antitrust Case

Thank you Massachusets. Somebody came to the realization that the settlement put together by the Bush DOJ was completely worthless and would do nothing to stop the behaviours that got Microsoft into hot water in the first place. This is one of those sad, unseen consequences of the pro-business-at-all-costs mentality that enetered the White House with the Republicans.

I do not know whether the argument that the ruling as it stands now will have no substantive effects on how Microsoft conducts it’s business will hold up with the Appeals court, but it is nice to see at least one of the states continuing the good fight.

Mandate for the Middle

Jim Jeffords (Ind, VT) may not be a force to counter the Republican help Senate anymore, but he is really in a unique place to voice his opinions, and I appreciate that as an independent he only really has one group he answers to, his constituents. And I admire his guts for making that move. (I am sure there were less altruistic reasons for his actions, but I prefer to not think of them.) I think that the major political parties have gotten so entrenched in their own policies and cohesiveness that the system has lost the idea of representing the best interetsts of the country. I think the country would be well served by more indepentently minded people entering government. A few loonies thrown in might really shake things up.

His op-ed talks a good bit about the kinds of issues that are being ignored in today’s political discussions but shouldn’t be. Of course they are being ignored because they are “bad news” issues that aren’t particularly sexy. It is very hard to have a great “rah! rah!” press conference on coal plant emissions. (Although maybe showing laser guided bombs dropping down the smokestack would work. I should get Ari on the phone…)

Unfortunately his piece will be read and ignored by a majority of the population (or at least a majority of the minority that actually read any kind of news these days). ::sigh:: The system depresses me.