May Contain Blueberries

the sometimes journal of Jeremy Beker

Did Peter Jackson even read the fucking book? Elves in Helms Deep? Ents say “screw the rest of the world” then tricked by a freaking hobbit into getting involved? Faramir captures Frodo and Sam and drags them to Osgiliath? Changing “Samwise the stout-hearted” to “Samwise the brave?” I think even Americans can handle the term stout-hearted.

Jesus H. Christ. It was a good movie, great cinematography, but it wasn’t The Two Towers.