May Contain Blueberries

the sometimes journal of Jeremy Beker



In an attempt to maintain karmic balance, I am posting a happy entry. I went out for a walk this morning in the snow and took some pictures. I have posted some of the better ones in my online photo gallery. I hope you like them.

Winter 2003

The gallery includes images I took today and a few I took from Wednesday’s snow.


After looking at Elizabeth and I’s phone calling habits, we decided that having two phone lines and having long distance (and being charged a minimum fee for never using it) was just silly. So Elizabeth decided to get a cel phone, and we decided to cancel our second line and long distance.

Then began the good phone company call and the bad phone comapny call. The first job was to call was to Verizon and cancel the second line and tell them to turn off the long distance service on our main line. I called them around 12:15 and after manuvering menus for a bit, I got told that they were extremely busy and I should call back later. um. OK.

So I waited until about 1:30 and tried again. I relatively quickly got a live person who was very helpful. After canceling the second line she asked if I wanted to add call waiting or voicemail to the main line so people didn’t complain about getting a busy signal. I told her that was the idea, and she actually laughed as she finished up my business. She also was easily able to cancel my long distance service. Verizon gets an A

She recommended I call AT&T to tell them I was canceling the long distance service.

So I called AT&T. Now, I had to wander through about twelve menus to actually get a real person. Here is the conversation as I recall it it. Parts are paraphrased, but you will get the idea.

John: Thanks for calling AT&T, can I have your phone number and the name on the account.

Me: [gave information]

John: How can I help you?

Me: I would like to cancel my service.

John: OK, I see you have [blah blah blah] service, would you like to hear about our other plans.

Me: No.

John: We will give you 2 months free.

Me: No, I just want my service canceled, thank you.

John: Would you be interested in AT&T local calling service?

Me: No, I am not interested in any other service, and if you tell me about another one, I will want to speak with your manager.

John: Is there anything I can do to keep you as an AT&T customer?

Me: No, I make no long distance calls.

John: This other plan over here will give you free long distance.

Me: May I please speak with your manager.

[blessed silence]

John: I have a manger on the line.


Manager: How may I help you?

Me: I called today to cancel my service, but the gentleman I spoke with keeps trying to sell me more service even after I have explicitly informed him I do not want any more offers.

Manager: I’m sorry sir, but John is only doing his job to make sure that you understand all of the options available to you.

Me: I can accept that, but once I tell him that I am not interested in ANY service, I expect him to stop.

Manager: I apologize again for the trouble.

Me: Can you please confirm that my account has been canceled.

Manager: A block has been placed on the account so no charges will be made if you make no more calls until we get word from your local phone company to disconnect the service.

Me: Thank you.

Manager: Have a nice day.

AT&T gets an F, a double minus, fuck them in the ass F. Bastards. Thank god I am not going to send them any more money.


Later this week, a conference will begin at MIT to help in the technological war against spam. (Wired article) They will be discussing how both the law and technology can work together to stop the problem. This is a good thing, but I did have a quite scary thought when reading this article.

What happens when the spammers build their messages with some stupid “encoding” scheme, then sue the anti-spam software developers under the DMCA? ick. I hope they don’t read that.




Desktop patterns that will make your eyes blead. I find this very amusing.

It Hurts


Spammers rate pretty damn low on my list. Telemarketers are even worse. But this evening I have come across a group of slime that makes spammers and telemarketers look like Ghandi; people who try to send you faxes at 11:45pm. I am now very awake, and very pissed off.

If I could find them, I would be using my Louisville Slugger to good effect.


I have said in the past that I am leary of horror stories regarding freedom and invasion of privacy. (Not that I am not concerned about those topics, my letters to my Senators and Congresswoman as well as my money to the ACLU should prove that.) But here is a story by a person I doubt is lying. And it is very funny to boot.

Federal V.I.P.


To put it simply, this is an amazing book by an even more amazing author. The foreword expresses my feelings that everyone needs their own personal Eric Meyer to call upon, but this book makes a close second.

 

This book is not a tutorial on the intricacies of CSS (if you are looking for that, look to some of the other books that Eric has written). This book offers case studies on implementing different web projects using CSS. He covers topics ranging from conversion of existing HTML layouts to pushing the boundaries of CSS to do things never before possible with simple HTML.

His presentation is clear and brings you through his thought process step by step. The book has great full-color images that illustrate key steps along the way so that you can understand the process more clearly. The projects he uses will provide a starting point for most basic web design problems.

In addition to the overall benefit provided by his examples, Eric Meyer’s use of all aspects of CSS will certainly teach you things you have not known before. I learned several constructs that I never knew I could do before seeing them in use in the book. I also appreciated his presentation of print stylesheets; something I have only seen mentioned briefly in other places.

A great book, well worth reading.