- Coworker: “I’m out sick, can you help answer this question?”
- Me (to myself): “sure!”
- ::wander around office::
- ::investigate:: ::investigate::
- Me: “It does WHAT? F*ck.”
- ::investigate some more::
- Me: “This is very bad.”
- ::converse with higher ups::
- ::scramble: ::scramble:: ::scramble::
- Document problem to higher ups.
- ::scramble to find fix::
- ::come up with estimates::
- Email time estimates to higher ups
- Duck and cover