May Contain Blueberries

the sometimes journal of Jeremy Beker

  • Coworker: “I’m out sick, can you help answer this question?”
  • Me (to myself): “sure!”
  • ::wander around office::
  • ::investigate:: ::investigate::
  • Me: “It does WHAT? F*ck.”
  • ::investigate some more::
  • Me: “This is very bad.”
  • ::converse with higher ups::
  • ::scramble: ::scramble:: ::scramble::
  • Document problem to higher ups.
  • ::scramble to find fix::
  • ::come up with estimates::
  • Email time estimates to higher ups
  • Duck and cover