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title: The Two Towers
date: 2002-12-23
tags: ["General"]
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Did Peter Jackson even read the fucking book?  Elves in Helms Deep?  Ents say "screw the rest of the world" then tricked by a freaking hobbit into getting involved?  Faramir captures Frodo and Sam and drags them to Osgiliath?  Changing "Samwise the stout-hearted" to "Samwise the brave?"  I think even Americans can handle the term stout-hearted.

Jesus H. Christ.  It was a good movie, great cinematography, but it wasn't The Two Towers.